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Time Discovers Hipsters

August 1, 2009 By Robert Lanham

Just what the world needs: another snarky/tired/redundant article about Williamsburg and hipsters:

Hipsters are the friends who sneer when you cop to liking Coldplay. They’re the people who wear T-shirts silk-screened with quotes from movies you’ve never heard of and the only ones in America who still think Pabst Blue Ribbon is a good beer. They sport cowboy hats and berets and think Kanye West stole their sunglasses. Everything about them is exactingly constructed to give off the vibe that they just don’t care.
Annoying, yes, but harmless, right? Not to hear their critics tell it. Hipsters manage to attract a loathing unique in its intensity. Critics have described the loosely defined group as smug, full of contradictions and, ultimately, the dead end of Western civilization.
Though the subculture is met with derision in wider society, hipsters have been able to eke out enclaves across the country, chief among them the Brooklyn, N.Y., neighborhood of Williamsburg. But now even that is threatened. The hip have been hit with a double whammy of economic reality (more are struggling to pay rent as parental support dries up) and population changes (the carefully gentrified neighborhood is gradually being infiltrated by squatters inhabiting Williamsburg’s stalled building projects). Hipsterdom’s largest natural habitat, it seems, is under threat.

At least they gave me a small mention:

Such cultural mishmash is ripe for parodying. In 2003, author Robert Lanham wrote The Hipster Handbook, trying to codify the rules to hipsterdom, like “You graduated from a liberal arts school whose football team hasn’t won a game since the Reagan administration” and “You have one Republican friend who you always describe as being your ‘one Republican friend.’ “

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Pat Buchanan Says “Lesbian Coalition of America Discriminates Against White Males”

July 21, 2009 By Robert Lanham

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I’ve got a new piece over at The Huffington Post. The jokes write themselves with these crazy rightwingers:

While appearing on the Rachel Maddow Show last night in the recurring segment “It’s Pat,” MSNBC pundit Pat Buchanan accused the Lesbian Coalition of America (LCA) of discriminating against him.
“I’m as qualified as anyone to head this organization, and for them to not consider my nomination to head the executive board is reverse discrimination against white males,” said Buchanan.
Buchanan was nominated by the group’s senior board member, Alexandra Tillman, who suffers from dementia and assumed Buchanan was a lesbian after seeing him several times on Maddow’s show. The nomination was quickly blocked by a majority vote.
Buchanan was outraged by the rejection. “No one is more qualified to head this lesbian group than me. I’d enliven the LCA and help them move in a new direction,” wrote Buchanan in the New Republic.
He talked about the LCA’s decision with Maddow on MSNBC last night.
“I’ve long felt kinship with the lesbian community,” Buchanon told Maddow. “Why do you think I’m always on your show, Rachel? I pride myself in being a bit of a hag.”

Read it all here. And if you missed the video I’m satirizing, I’ve posted it after the jump.

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Quoted in The Boston Globe & In Camwest (Canada’s Wire Service)

July 16, 2009 By Robert Lanham

Another hipster story, this time from the Globe…. and I thought I was done with this topic:

Hipster culture involves a certain degree of smugness, along with required material goods including a wardrobe of Kanye West sunglasses, American Apparel leggings, and fertility-challenging skinny jeans. So it’s with a particular amount of glee that the anti-hipster movement has blossomed. The idea of mocking hipsters started six years ago when Robert Lanham penned “The Hipster Handbook,’’ in which he offered insightful clues to help readers determine if they were hipsters, such as: “Your hair looks best unwashed, and you position your head on the pillow at night in a way that will really maximize your cowlicks’’; “You have one Republican friend whom you always describe as being your ‘one Republican friend’ ’’; and “You carry a shoulder strap messenger bag and have at one time or another worn horn-rimmed or Elvis Costello-style glasses.’’
“I think if you asked me in 2003 if hipster subculture would still be around in 2009, I would have said no,’’ says Lanham from his home in New York, otherwise known as hipster ground zero. “But now I think the hipster is an enduring new archetype. Kind of like the hippie was. They go in and out of fashion, but I think we’re stuck with the hipster.’’ […]
“Think of it as hipster fatigue,’’ Lanham says in a genial yet defeated tone. “A lot of people thought it would have its heyday and go away. But now it seems we’ll need to learn to live with the hipsters.’’

Misty Harris has a great story on slow food over at Camwest:

According to Michael Levenston of City Farmer, which styles itself as Canada’s “office of urban agriculture,” the canning comeback is tied to a do- it-yourself food movement that has seen vegetable gardens sprout up everywhere from “the White House to Buckingham Palace to the (Vancouver) mayor’s front lawn.”
Among those growing their own greens is Robert Lanham, the bestselling author of three books on popular culture.
“I’m not sure if I’m saving any money – probably not – but the ritual itself seems cleansing and somehow more honest than obsessing over the latest foodie trends in Bon Appetit or Gourmet,” says Lanham. “Now that the economy has gone kaput, stuffing your face with overpriced pork belly delicately prepared by a celebrity chef seems ridiculously ostentatious, even if you can afford it.”

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Heirloom tomatoes from my garden

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Obama’s Silence on “Bruno” Outrages Activists

July 14, 2009 By Robert Lanham

Here’s a taste:

In what many have perceived as a reversal, president Obama upheld the controversial “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy by refusing to state his opinion of the film “Bruno.” The President, who attended a screening in Dupont Circle on Saturday night, was asked his opinion of the film this morning by former presidential correspondent and current member of the White House Press Corps Helen Thomas.
“Don’t ask me that, Helen,” stated an uncharacteristically flustered Obama. “Look, I’m committed to opening up the dialogue about this and, yes, changing my current policy, but now is not the time to address this.” […]
Many activists contend that given the success of “Bruno,” the time is now for the president to speak out in support of non-traditional films such as the ones made by Cohen.

Check it all out on The Huffington Post.

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Palin Holds Press Conference to Explain Last Press Conference

July 7, 2009 By Robert Lanham


I just posted a piece on Palin’s insane resignation speech over at the Huffington Post. Here a taste

Responding to criticism that many were confused by her resignation speech on Friday, Governor Palin issued another press conference today to explain her reasons in “plain English” and without the use of sports and/or fish metaphors.
“When I last spoke about the issues at hand here on Friday,” stated Palin, “I was addressing hardworking, average Americans who understand what it means to be a leader. Average Americans also understand sports metaphors and the direction a dead fish will move when in a particular body of water that has a current.” […]
Critics say that today’s press conference was even more confusing than the one held on Friday, further muddling the governor’s reasons for departure. Still, Palin did manage to shed some light on her ability to make an eight-minute speech without taking a breath.
“They don’t call me the Barracuda just because I’m tough,” she told reporters referring to her uncanny ability to forgo breathing.
“Sometimes, I prefer making speeches without breathing at all. I’m an avid runner and depriving my brain of oxygen sorta feels like having a runner’s high. Plus, I know the First Dude will catch me should I get too dizzy. He’s a deacon at our family’s Pentecostal church and has lots of practice catching fainters who have had demons exorcised.”
Most scientists say that when the brain is deprived of oxygen it can no longer function properly, and that this could explain the governor’s inability to communicate clearly. But fervent Palin supporter, Dick Kristal, contends that the brain can operate just fine without oxygen.
“Excess carbon emissions cause global warming, too little oxygen can cause decreased brain activity, blah blah blah blah blah,” said a visibly agitated Kristal. “These are clearly just theories, pseudo science promoted by liberals.”

You can read it all on The Huffington Post.

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