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The Frothiest, Most Excrement-Filled Rick Santorum Quotes

January 6, 2012 By Robert Lanham

A new one by yours truly over at HuffPost:

I’m as happy as the next person to see the underused adjective, frothy, have a resurgence. Too bad it’s due to Rick Santorum’s strong showing in Tuesday’s Iowa straw poll. Before he fizzles, here’s a stroll down memory lane revisiting some of the frothiest excrement that’s passed through his lips.

On Gays in the Military Who Threaten the Sanctity of Showers
“They’re in close quarters, they live with people, they obviously shower with people.”

On How Sucky It Is to Wear a Condom
“One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.”

Read it all.

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My Favorite Music of 2011

January 1, 2012 By Robert Lanham

25. The Weeknd, House of Balloons
24. Cave Singers, No Witch
23. Jay-Z/Kanye West, Watch the Throne
22. Sun Araw, Ancient Romans
21. Fucked Up, David Comes to Life
20. Shabazz Palaces, Black Up
19. The War on Drugs, Slave Ambient
18. Beastie Boys, Hot Sauce Committee Part Two
17. The Sea And Cake, The Moonlight Butterfly
16. Battles, Gloss Drop
15. Tom Waits, Bad as Me
14. Youth Lagoon, The Year of Hibernation
13. Cults, Cults
12. Yuck, Yuck
11. Washed Out, Within and Without


10. Frank Fairfield, Out on the Open West


9. Wilco, The Whole Love

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First Follows: Weird Choices in First Twitter Follows!

July 11, 2011 By Robert Lanham

A new one by yours truly over at The Awl.

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Sun Araw: Horse Steppin’

March 24, 2011 By Robert Lanham

I’ve been addicted to Sun Araw lately. Here’s my favorite track off of Beach Head:

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The Lowest Rated Movies in the Netflix Categories I’m Least Likely to Watch

February 24, 2011 By Robert Lanham

Because we’re all addicted to Netflix. A new piece by yours truly over at The Awl:

CATEGORY: Goofy + Buddies & Gal Pals
FILM: Sex Pot
YEAR: 2009
NETFLIX SUMMARY: “[A] raunchy comedy about two wannabe Don Juans who have no luck with the ladies. That is, until the pair happens upon a stash of pot that the honeys find an irresistible turn-on. If breast-baring babes and killer weed are among your interests, then this sex- and smoke-filled romp is the film for you.”
HELPFUL USER REVIEW: “Any movie that’s cool with public masturbation is cool by me… Expect bizarre misconceptions of pot and stoners. A lot of little things (coitus with a donut, a girl rubbing gorilla dung on her chest, the fact that the car on the poster is never in the movie) make this one a favorite of mine.”

Read it all over at The Awl.

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