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Obama Dislocates Shoulder Reaching Across the Aisle

February 16, 2009 By Robert Lanham

I’ve got a new featured article over at The Huffington Post.

“With all due respect to the president, he shouldn’t have his arms and feet blocking the aisle,” said Boehner, who sustained minor injuries. “Everyone knows he’s lanky.”
“If you ask me,” Boehner continued, “this liberal concept of reaching across the aisle is dangerous. We need to keep those aisles clear. What if there was a fire and people needed a clear passage to the exits? We need to refocus our energies on tax cuts, not liberal spending and aisle-reaching.”

You can check it out here.

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