Cherohonkees are a special breed of New Age Baby Boomers who
have a unique affinity for turquoise jewelry, wolves, and Native
American culture. Most prefer living in the country or in close proximity to a
liberal-minded town, that hasn't been spoiled by McDonald's,
The Gap, Wal-Mart, and the other scourges of the white man.
Pale Face Guilt
Cherohonkees have a unique type of white guilt (usually associated
with black slavery). They share the Native American's respect
for Mother Earth and feel frustrated by the moral and spiritual
shortcomings of their own people. Unable to identify with
WASP culture and heritage, Cherohonkees have an inherent aversion
to argyle sweaters, chipped beef, and khakis.
Keeping it Real
All Cherohonkees love nature and often develop leathery skin
from spending too much time outdoors. A weathered appearance
makes them feel like they're keeping it real. Plus, immersing
oneself in nature makes it easier to seek the counsel of the
Wind. Cherohonkees take pride in their ability to spot poison
oak or the tracks of a deer, an animal whose relationship
to the Shape-Shifting Stag Man has been well documented in
The Grounded Cherohonkee
Cherohonkees tend to seek out wisdom wherever they
can find it and embrace any religion that mentions "grounding
and centering," "gestating," or the "ebb
and flow." The spiritual powers of Love, dreamcatchers,
and "John Tesh Live at Redrocks" are transcendent.
The Life Journey
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Cherohonkees consider life to be the Great Adventure and refer
to their experiences as their "life journeys." Most
enjoy writing and keep life journey notebooks in lieu of diaries.
Though reading another's diary is always an invasion of privacy,
reading a Cherohonkee's life journal can, according to mythology,
unleash the fury of the Grass People.